TMZ has a bizarre tale today from Dennis Rodman’s ex-wife, Michelle: She claims the former NBA star came to her home, wasted, at 2:30am on May 28; attacked her; then—and this is where it gets really weird—came back a few hours later, still drunk, and took her and their son out to breakfast. “Breakfast,” for Rodman, consisted of four to six shots of Jägermeister, Michelle claimed yesterday in court. She already had a temporary restraining order against Rodman after the alleged incident, but was on the stand to make it permanent. The hearing continues today. TMZ has more of the screwy details, including the reason Rodman is actually due in two separate courtrooms today.